P&P&Z Chapter 7 Thoughts and Reactions

Hellooooooo!

Saying that Kitty and Lydia’s “minds were more vacant than their sisters’” is a hilariously brutal read! Lololol

Ooooooooooo that’s right, Mr. Wickham is about to make his entrance! I nearly forgot about him! But having the militia in town to burn coffins is also ridiculous but interestingly on brand for the military, right? Like, zombies be coming out of them there coffins, go and dig’em up and burn ‘em so’s them dead’uns be staying’ dead. I don’t know why they sound like that in my head. Probably because my child enjoys watching Looney Tunes, and I had a few Yosemite Sam ones show up on the tv today lol.

So, with Mr. Bennet calling Kitty and Lydia some of the silliest girls, and Mrs. Bennet being all up in arms about him calling them silly, and him responding that he’d rather be knowledgeable about his daughters being silly and Mrs. Bennet clapping back that they’re clever, is silly, in this context, calling someone stupid? If so, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

What’s the quote from How I Met Your Mother? When Robin is talking about the chef boyfriend (whom the writers of the show did SO dirty, bee tee dubs), “He dumb!” But now Mr. Bennet looking at his youngest daughters and being like, “They dumb!” is now the best head canon ever.

Okay, that’s hilarious. Instead of sending Jane during the rain on horseback to visit Miss Bingley, so that she’d get sick and have to stay so Mr. Bingley would have to take care of her, having Jane go on horseback because it’s going to rain and rain means soft Earth, and that means zombies pop out of the ground easier so there are way too many zombies for Jane to ride home is probably the most clever switch up I’ve seen this far! Well done, Mr. Grahame-Smith, well done! Yet, she still got sick because she was chased by zombies and had to fight them in the rain and got stabbed is also on brand for this book.

Being ambushed by three zombies in the way to visit Jane, Lizzy must have the sharpest boot knife ever to be able to shove it in a zombie’s chest and yank upward, cutting his head in two. That, or she’s the She-Hulk!

Thinking about modesty while beheading zombies is so very ironic and, dare I say it, SILLY! But also amazingly ridiculous, that I’m so glad it’s included. Showing up all dirty, covered in zombie blood and guys no doubt, and a bit unkempt and having Mr. Darcy quietly ogle her about it is the best!

This chapter’s rating?

•Diet Coke

•Salty Air

•Cozy Blanket

•Raised Eyebrow

•Actual Laugh

•Fine

•Le Homemade Gourmet French Fries Pinky Up Eating with Aioli Fancy

•Muenster Cheese

•’Tis a Flesh Wound

•Pecan Pie

•Milk Chocolate

•Tilapia Fillet

SnS 🌹💀📜🥤